A STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100%

smart-babyQ1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * I t will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

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Lady Gaga has triumphed Twitter crossing the 30 million line

25-lady-gaga-ahs.w529.h529.2x[1]Do you still view Facebook or Twitter as a simple way to get connected with your friends online? There is much more going on there, believe me. For instance, music and movie stars are getting connected with their fans worldwide through these handy online tools and Lady Gaga tops their list.

She has gotten an amazing popularity level on Facebook, having won the hearts and likes of over 50 million of Facebook users. And, she is promptly catching up with the Twitter. Her position there outmatched Katy Perry and some of the other top music stars.

Presently, she seems to win the affections of over 30 million Twitter users, who have started to follow her on this popular social media. According to Twitter fan counting tool, she had to reach this number of followers at a certain point in time, but she managed to beat the record and cross the line 2 days earlier.

But not everything is so serene in Lady Gaga’s social media experience. Recently she has suffered a significant loss. People at Facebook have suspected that some of the likes given to Lady Gaga were fake. So, they started a great cleaning and removed almost 70 thousand of them, given through fake Facebook profiles.

Of course, the number seems pretty insignificant, compared to the amazing 50 million followers she’s got on Facebook. Still she’s got a little fly in her ointment through such rapid like decrease.

So, why do stars go online and set up profiles on social media web sites? One of the key reasons for that is not just getting virtual likes and tweets. The key reason is to turn their albums and other ‘show products’ into multimedia experiences for their fans and sell more of them.

In fact the next Lady Gaga’s album is going to be just that. It no longer is going to be sold on CDs or other offline careers only. They are planning to make it accessible from iphones and other top notch devices and it is surely doomed to be a success keeping in mind the amazing triumph of the musician on various social networks.